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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Gore Verbinski |
Written by: | Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio |
Starring: | Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Tom Hollander, Chow Yun Fat, Jack Davenport, Jonathan Pryce |
Released: | May 24, 2007 |
Grade: | C+ |
Last week, I was watching bits and pieces from the first Pirates movie, The Curse Of The Black Pearl. I liked it when I first saw it in 2003 and I still like it now. Johnny Depp was hilarious and it was great to see Geoffrey Rush as a villain. It was a fun, swashbuckling adventure that took a different spin on the pirate movie genre (if such a genre exists).
About a third of the way through this film, Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End, I knew that my interest in this series had finished. The “fun” was gone and I was left to endure an overly-complicated story that provided next-to-no laughs for close to three hours.
If you remember of the finale of the second film, Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp) was eaten by a monster and taken from the world of the living. A group of familiar faces, all with differing motives, have set sail for the end of the world in an attempt to rescue him.
Once rescued, Jack and his crew prepare themselves for battle. The influential Lord Beckett (Hollander) is intent on eliminating every pirate in existence. He has assembled a huge army and a large fleet of heavily armed boats. The leading pirates of the world know they must put their differences behind them and unite as one to defeat Lord Beckett. It’s going to be one hell of a fight.
There is so much betrayal in this film that I couldn’t keep up. The characters seem to be switching their allegiances every half hour. This happened to a lesser extent in the first two films but it’s taken too far here. It’s become too convoluted.
The best part of every film in the series has been Johnny Depp. He was nominated for an Oscar for Black Pearl and he has transformed Jack Sparrow into one of cinema’s most memorable characters. He tries hard but I don’t think Depp is as funny in At World’s End. It’s as if all his best material was used in the earlier movies. There’s a few laughs but not as many as you might expect. I also think that the writers have made a mistake in waiting 30 minutes to reintroduce his character here.
I alluded to it earlier but I cannot pass without making specific reference to this film’s length. It is 168 minutes. I may not be a high profile filmmaker but surely the film’s story could have been told in a shorter, simpler manner. When I think of great Hollywood epics, such as Lord Of The Rings and Titanic, it makes me realise how flimsy this plot is in comparison.
Regardless of my criticisms, At World’s End is going to make a LOT of money. I suspect it will rake in more money than any other film in 2007. People are going to turn out in droves to see it. My only advice therefore is to take a pillow.
Breach
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Billy Ray |
Written by: | Adam Mazer, William Rotko, Billy Ray |
Starring: | Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney, Caroline Dhavernas, Gary Cole, Dennis Haysbert |
Released: | May 17, 2007 |
Grade: | B+ |
"Sunday, the FBI successfully concluded an investigation to end a serious breach in the security of the United States. The arrest of Robert Hanssen for espionage should remind every American that our nation, our free society, is an international target in a dangerous world.”
The above statement, read by U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft on 20 February 2001, is the opening scene of Breach. Those already familiar with the tale will know that Hanssen was guilty of selling top-secret government intelligence to the Russians over a 15 year period. It is considered to be the greatest security breach in U.S. history.
Director Billy Ray’s film doesn’t show us how Hanssen got away with it for so long. Rather, it focuses on how he was caught. A large team of FBI agents were assigned to case. They had been searching his car, tapping his phone, bugging his office and keeping him under constant surveillance. Evidence was obtained but it wasn’t strong enough to guarantee a conviction. To do so, they needed to physically see Hanssen handing over classified documents.
In Breach, Hanssen is played by Academy Award winning actor Chris Cooper. Seeing him in this film has me convinced that he’s one of the best actors working today. He may keep a low public profile but his performances in films such as American Beauty, Adaptation and Seabiscuit will secure him a long career in the movie business.
Heavily involved in the investigation was a young FBI employee named Eric O’Neill (played by Ryan Phillippe). O’Neill was brought in as Hanssen’s assistant for an IT security division which had recently been established. The FBI hoped that the two would become friends and that O’Neill could be used to gather incriminating evidence on his boss.
I had trouble buying this part of the story. There’s a scene early in the film where Hanssen asks O’Neill to tell him 5 things about himself, with only 4 of them being truthful. Hanssen spots the lie immediately. If he’s so good at reading people, how does Hanssen not realise O’Neill true intentions? Perhaps my criticism needs to be aimed at Ryan Phillippe. He is too obvious with his awkward body language and fictitious stories. If he were the real Eric O’Neill, the real Hanssen would have seen straight through him.
Despite this criticism, Breach is a very intriguing film. I’m a big fan of spy thrillers and the fact that this is a true story makes it all the more compelling. We get to peak inside the FBI and see how they cracked one of their biggest cases. It was of interest to me and I’m sure it’ll be of interest to others.
Zodiac
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | David Fincher |
Written by: | James Vanderbilt |
Starring: | Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Edwards, Robert Downey Jr, Brian Cox, Chloe Sevigny |
Released: | May 17, 2007 |
Grade: | A |
In 1969, a letter was received by the San Francisco Chronicle, the San Francisco Examiner and the Vallejo Times-Herald. The writer identified himself as a murderer and gave specific details of murders that he had committed in the past year. He also included three ciphers and demanded that they be published in each newspaper. You can find them at http://www.zodiackiller.com/Letters.html. They were soon decoded but his identity was not revealed.
Over the coming months, he would send more cryptic letters and codes to the Chronicle. He called himself the Zodiac and claimed to be responsible for many more killings. These letters and the resulting publicity turned him into one of history’s most infamous serial killers.
Based on actual events, David Fincher’s film chronicles the murders and then follows the hunt for the person responsible. Detectives Toschi (Ruffalo) and Armstrong (Edwards) were in charge of the investigation but it was not an easy assignment. The Zodiac left no fingerprints or any other key clues. To make matters even more difficult, thousands of leads were being phoned in by the paranoid public and copycat killers were surfacing. It became almost impossible to separate fact from fiction.
At the San Francisco Chronicle, Paul Avery (Downey Jr) was covering the story. He wrote regular articles on the case and these attracted the attention of the Zodiac. Helping Avery was the newspaper’s cartoonist – a young man named Robert Greysmith (Gyllenhaal). A keen code breaker, Greysmith was fascinated with the case.
There were a number of suspects but sufficient evidence could not be found to lay charges. The killings stopped and interest faded away. The one man who never gave up was Greysmith. He would not stop until he could find the Zodiac and look him in the eye. In the early 1990s, he wrote a book on the case and it from this source on which James Vanderbilt’s screenplay is based.
Zodiac is a gripping film. I’ve seen serial killer movies before but I don’t think I’ve seen one that felt as “real” from an investigatory point of view. I was riveted by the investigation and the way in which the pieces of the puzzle fitted together. It isn’t like your standard Hollywood thriller where the lead detective has some crazy brainwave and all is wrapped up in a few days. This film is spread over many years and you see the strain that it causes on those connected with it. The film’s tagline says it best – “There's more than one way to lose your life to a killer.”
It may be over two and a half hours in length but there’s seldom a dull moment. The film has a quick tempo and credit goes to director David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven). All the actors have been well cast with particularly strong performances turned in by Mark Ruffalo (Just Like Heaven) and Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain). I also liked the setting and the way in which Fincher’s lens captures the streets of San Francisco on a rainy night. The 1970s costumes are equally memorable.
I’ve been crying out for some good movies over the past few months. There’s been nothing at all to get excited about… until now. So if you’re looking for me to recommend something, then Zodiac is my answer.
Death Of A President
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Gabriel Range |
Written by: | Simon Finch, Gabriel Range |
Starring: | Hend Ayoub, Brian Boland, Becky Ann Baker, Robert Mangiardi, Jay Patterson, Jay Whittaker |
Released: | May 17, 2007 |
Grade: | B |
Death Of A President is not your ordinary movie. It is a fictitious documentary which chronicles the assassination of George W. Bush on October 19, 2007. How about that for a unique movie idea?
This premise alone has caused controversy. There has also been heated debate about the images of George W. Bush which were used in the film. Special effects created the scene where he is shot. So yes, you do actually see the real President Bush take two bullets to the chest. Some viewers will be a little freaked out.
The incident occurred at a hotel in Chicago. Bush has stepped out into the street to meet with members of the public following a meeting with business leaders. The shots came from the 20th floor of a neighbouring high rise building and paranoia ensued. The President was pushed into his limo and rushed immediately to the hospital. He would be pronounced dead within hours.
The first half of the film looks at the lead up to the shooting. We hear interviews from various people and their perspective on how the day unfolded. The Secret Service talk about the problems they had with protestors who tried to disrupt the President’s motorcade. Bush’s speech writer talks about how calm the President was en route to the meeting. When you mix these interviews with documentary-like footage, you’ll appreciate why the film feels more “real” than a usual Hollywood blockbuster.
The film’s second half focuses on the resulting investigation and the people responsible. I found this element of the story more interesting. Given the circumstances, this is not a crime that can remain unsolved. The public need someone to be made accountable to give them closure. As a result, the methods by which suspects were examined and evidence obtained were not out of your standard textbook.
Death Of A President certainly grabbed my attention but it didn’t provide any startling revelations. In the hours following the President’s death, the first major suspect was identified as being from Syria. The media seized on this and soon enough, every person with links to Syria was under scrutiny. Like other incidents we’ve seen of late, the actions of one can cause great harm to their country or religion. People love to generalise. It’s a valid point but as I indicated earlier, my eyes were already open to this problem in today’s society.
I’m not sure how many people are going to be keen to see a film like this. There are enough problems in the world as it is and so to create a new, fictitious one might be too much for some to swallow. The choice is yours.
Lucky You
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Curtis Hanson |
Written by: | Eric Roth, Curtis Hanson |
Starring: | Eric Bana, Drew Barrymore, Robert Duvall, Horatio Sanz, Debra Messing, Jean Smart |
Released: | May 11, 2007 |
Grade: | B- |
I’m a big fan of poker and play regularly with my friends. I am also a big fan of director Curtis Hanson (L.A. Confidential, Wonder Boys). Sadly, the combination of these two ingredients has resulted in a less than stellar outcome.
Lucky You is the story of Huck Cheever (Bana), a poker player living in Vegas. He may have talent playing reading other players but his boldness is his weakness. As a result, he hasn’t a cent in the bank and very few assets. The amount of time he spends gambling is also a hindrance to his social life. He can never keep a girlfriend and he has few friends outside of the casino.
Making life tougher for Huck is the fact that his dad is a poker champion. L.C. Cheever (Duvall) has won two world championships and is a legend in poker circles. The fact that he’s hasn’t achieved the greatness of his father has been difficult for Huck to deal with. His efforts to impress his father on the poker tables always have always ended in disaster.
At a get-together, Huck meets Billie (Barrymore), a wanna-be singer who has come to Las Vegas to find work. She lands a gig at a small club and the two celebrate by hitting the poker tables. It’s a fun night as Huck teaches Billie the art of playing Texas Hold’em poker. Their relationship soon deteriorates however as Billie realises the troubles that come with dating an unsuccessful professional gambler.
The film is littered with cameos from real life poker players. There’s Daniel Negrano, Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Hellmuth. I could list a dozen more but they’ll mean very little to those who don’t play. Strangely though, these poker players don’t say anything nor are they identified by name. I’d have liked to have seen them integrated more into the story.
For non-poker fans, you should be warned that there’s a lot of poker playing in the film. Close to half the film is spent sitting at a poker table watching cards being dealt, chips being spilled and players being analysed. Whilst these scenes are somewhat suspenseful, the rest of the film felt flat. The character development felt rushed and underdone. I was also confused by some of the supporting characters (such as Huck’s gambling buddies) and their significance in the film.
Despite the limitations in the story, director Curtis Hanson has still made a good-looking film. Through the lens, he shows us the glamorous and not-so-glamorous parts of Las Vegas. I also think he’s done a great job picking up familiar poker sounds. I love the noise of poker chips being shuffled and cards being dealt.
At just over two hours in duration, Lucky You is an average movie with a few redeeming qualities. You can gamble if you wish but it may be in your best interests to keep your wallet in your pocket.
Norbit
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Brian Robbins |
Written by: | Jay Scherick, David Ronn |
Starring: | Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Terry Crews, Marlon Wayans, Cuba Gooding Jr, Eddie Griffin |
Released: | February 22, 2007 |
Grade: | C- |
There are brilliant movies, there are great movies, there are good movies, there are average movies, there are bad movies, there are terrible movies, there are disgraceful movies and then there is Norbit.
My goodness, this film was awful. I saw it at a critic’s screening in a small theatrette. Of the 9 people in attendance, 4 had left by the half-way mark. That’s a 44% walk-out ratio. I have no statistics to verify this but I dare say that few other films could match it in that regard.
The plot, which is thinner than a single sheet of one-ply toilet paper, centres on a dweeb named Norbit (Murphy). As a baby, he was left by his parents at a Chinese restaurant / orphanage and was raised by Mr Wong (also Murphy).
After going through Norbit’s background in a drawn-out opening sequence, the film then takes us into the current time. Norbit is married to Rasputia (Murphy again), an overweight woman who looks heavier than a gorilla. I know it’s not politically correct to say that but the joke is used in the film. I just wanted to give an indication of how low this “comedy” goes.
Rasputia is constantly demanding attention and the useless Norbit reluctantly provides it. The situation changes however when Kate (Newton) arrives on the scene. Norbit and Kate were once best friends at the orphanage but Kate left when just a young girl – she was fostered out to a family. She has now returned home to buy and run the orphanage which gave her so much happiness as a child.
There are other characters in this mess. Rasputia has three brothers who run the town like the mob. They’d like to get their hands on the orphanage so that they can open a strip club. Two pimps keep popping up but I’m not really sure what purpose they serve.
What was Eddie Murphy thinking when he signed on to do this film? He has just earned his first Academy Award nomination (for Dreamgirls) and yet he has followed it with what might be his worst ever movie. Shouldn’t an Oscar nom help get you better roles? I’m confused. Murphy’s three roles, body suits and strange voices did not entertain me in the slightest. It’s like The Nutty Professor, only without a script.
In its opening weekend in the United States, Norbit made $34.2m. Given the average ticket price, I’d estimate that roughly 3,000,000 people saw this film in its first three days. That thought sickens me more than the film itself.
I like to give every movie a fair chance but Norbit doesn’t deserve it. If you liked it, please don't tell me.