Reviews
Gone In 60 Seconds
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Dominic Sena |
Written by: | Scott Rosenberg |
Starring: | Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi, Robert Duvall, Delroy Lindo, Will Patton, Scott Caan, Timothy Olyphant, William Lee Scott, Christopher Eccleston |
Released: | June 29, 2000 |
Grade: | C+ |
Yep, it’s yet another big, blockbuster action film from Jerry Bruckheimer with absolutely no storyline. It subscribes to the theory that to create a big film, all you need is fancy stunts with lots of huge stars. In Gone In 60 Seconds, the creators have tried to cater for those who enjoy fast cars. They’ve started with the big car chase scene at the film’s end and tried to work backward to create a plot. They have failed.
Nicolas Cage is Memphis, a retired car thief who used to be the best in the business. He has since retired from the game but is forced to return when his younger brother (Ribisi) gets in hot water with a nasty underworld leader after a botched theft. Memphis is given the challenge of stealing fifty cars in three days so that the leader can meet his client’s demands or else his brother will be killed.
So, Memphis goes out and reassembles his old crew (including Jolie and Duvall) as they set out to pull the impossible off. On their tale though are two detectives (Lindo and Olyphant) who have wanted to pin a crime on Memphis for years but have never been able to make it stick. Enough said?
Everything here borders on ridiculous and the fact that studio executives thought one might enjoy this is an insult to our intelligence. A particular scene of note sees Jolie and Cage stealing a car in a suburban neighbourhood and Cage suspects that someone is watching him. You’ve got to see it to believe how bad it is.
Sure the big finale gets the blood flowing with a very length car chase scene between Cage and the entire police force (of course, he eludes them all) but that’s not good enough in my book. I feel the only positive to come out of this film was the fact that my memory of the whole experience was gone in sixty seconds. If that sounds like a tacky cliché, wait till you see the film...
Me, Myself And Irene
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly |
Written by: | Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly |
Starring: | Jim Carrey, Renee Zellweger, Chris Cooper, Robert Forster, Richard Jenkins, Traylor Howard |
Released: | June 22, 2000 |
Grade: | B- |
The Farrelly brothers redefined the comedy genre with Dumb And Dumber, the underrated Kingpin and of course who can forget There’s Something About Mary. They have proved with their latest, Me, Myself And Irene, that nobody is perfect.
Jim Carrey plays Charlie, a local police officer from Rhode Island who was happily married until his wife left him for the wedding chauffeur. Now with three sons to raise on his own, Charlie is the laughing stock of the community because of his inability to observe his wife’s infidelities (the hints are rather obvious). Charlie has bottled up his emotions and refuses to move on in life. That is until he develops a split persona - Hank. Hank is the exact opposite of Charlie and isn’t somebody you want to mess with.
Irene (Zellweger) arrives in town from New York but is forced to return when summoned by the police and it is Charlie’s responsibility to escort her there. Things become twisted when an attempt is made to eliminate Irene under the assumption she knows details of a big money laundering scam. In the mayhem that ensues, Charlie loses his schizophrenia medication, which releases Hank from within, and both have fallen for Irene...
The Farrelly’s are the kings of gross-out comedy and this film makes an effort to push the boundaries even further. There are some truly disgusting moments highlighted by a scene involving a bet, a police officer and a chicken. Another highlight came when Hank tries to put down an injured cow. There were however plenty of jokes that left an eerily dead silence in the cinema with a good example being a lengthy scene between Charlie/Hank and an albino waiter at a restaurant.
Jim Carrey has all his facial expressions on show but they’ve been seen many times before and their amusement is short lived. Rene Zellweger plays second fiddle to Carrey and does little to advance the comedy. Most members of the supporting cast are also wasted. It seems Carrey’s gets all the great lines and the rest are left as puppets.
The film is a bunch of set-up jokes with a story based around them. This was a similar technique to that used effectively in There’s Something About Mary. The application is not quite as productive in Me, Myself & Irene due to the weaker cast and script.
Featuring plenty of toilet humour (and I mean that literally at times), this new film will take a big chunk out of the box-office yet leave many expectations unmet. The Farrelly brothers will be back with bigger and better material as they continue to take chances and I do look forward to seeing their next film. As for now, this is just another one of “those” comedies that you’d expect from a Martin Lawrence or an Adam Sandler. Certainly not a Jim Carrey.
Bringing Out The Dead
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Martin Scorsese |
Written by: | Paul Schrader |
Starring: | Nicolas Cage, Patricia Arquette, John Goodman, Ving Rhames, Mary Beth Hurt, Tom Sizemore, Marc Anthony |
Released: | June 15, 2000 |
Grade: | A- |
Frank Pierce (Cage) is an ambulance attendant. In the past, he loved his job and the thrill of saving somebody’s life. Now things are different and Frank is deeply depressed. Every night he finds himself called out to cardiac arrests, drug overdoes, shootings and the strain is all too much to handle. In his last 12 days, he called in sick 4 times and been late 9 times. How? On one particular day he was late but then decided to go home sick.
This is the story of three days in Frank’s life on the road to redemption. The kickstart to his depression came several months ago when on the job, he failed to save the life of a young lady. He still hears her voice everyday and his madness continues as her forgiveness is sought.
Martin Scorsese (Kundun, Casino, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver) has a high reputation that must be very difficult to live up to. The look of New York City he creates through the camera lens is dark and joyless and yet so absorbing at the same time. It’s funny that in the space of two weeks we’ve seen two very different impressions of New York, in both Bringing Out The Dead and Keeping The Faith, that both work in their own ways.
Nicolas Cage relies heavily on his experiences from filming Leaving Las Vegas, a masterpiece released in 1996. His performance in this role is mundane in that it resembles everything we’ve seen before from Cage (in film’s such as Vegas and 8MM). In hindsight, he did play the character well but perhaps a different actor could provide a needed freshness.
With the exception of Patricia Arquette, who was nothing but a bore, the supporting cast came through with all the film’s lightest and finest moments. John Goodman, Tom Sizemore, Cliff Curtis and Afemo Omilami as Griss are hilarious as they interplay with Cage.
Bringing Out The Dead is a complicated film with a complicated significance. As funny as some of these situations are, there’s an underlying message that shows just how miserable the world has become. It’s a tough life as an ambulance attendant and it’s a part of life that has rarely been explored on screen. As I drove home from this film, an ambulance came flashing past me on the opposite side of the road at half speed. For once I didn’t think who was in the back of that ambulance but rather who was driving it.
Onegin
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Martha Fiennes |
Written by: | Peter Ettedgui, Michael Ignatieff |
Starring: | Ralph Fiennes, Liv Tyler, Martin Donovan, Toby Stephens |
Released: | June 22, 2000 |
Grade: | C |
Period pieces are often the story of tragic romances and yes, Onegin is no exception. We are introduced to Evgeny Onegin (Fiennes) as he discovers that his uncle has passed away and left him the country estate. Evgeny, who enjoys the city life in St. Petersburg, travels to his new mansion to enjoy what the country has to offer him.
One afternoon whilst hunting in the woods, he befriends a man named Vladimir Lensky (Toby Stephens). Through Vladimir his is introduced to the neighbours, the Larinas, who don’t take too warmly to his intentions to rent his mansion and farming grounds to slaves. The Larinas have two daughters, one who is engaged to Vladimir and another, Tatyana who finds a closeness with Evgeny but Evgeny’s harsh outerself prevents her getting closer. The movie then follows the torment that both suffer over their closeted romance.
Slow and deliberate are appropriate words to describe this tale. Based on a poem by Alexander Pushkin, this is the third attempt to bring his story to the big screen. Director, Martha Fiennes (sister of Ralph) creates a very quiet work with soft background music and few words creating an eerily silent movie theatre.
Fiennes and Tyler appear comatose in their roles and whilst this was clearly the filmmaker’s intention it makes Onegin a tiring experience. The costumes, the sets, the cinematography are all beautiful but it’s little solace to the repetitious screenplay. Surely more happened in these times than soured romances? This film would have received more appreciation with a little more colour, a speedier pace and a lot more substance.
Dinosaur
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Eric Leighton, Ralph Zondag |
Written by: | Walon Green, John Harrison, Robert Nelson Jacobs |
Starring: | Julianna Margulies, D.B. Sweeney, Joan Plowright, Ossie Davis, Max Casella, Alfre Woodard, Della Reese |
Released: | June 15, 2000 |
Grade: | C+ |
Computer animation is now becoming more and more prominent on the big screen. It was only five years ago when Toy Story took home an honorary Academy Award for been the first movie ever produced entirely by computer. In its wake has followed successes such as Toy Story 2, A Bug’s Life and Antz, all of which have attained critical acclaim and big box-office dollars.
Dinosaur (from Walt Disney, of course) again uses wonderful animation but cannot be compared to the above examples because of a poor screenplay. Five screenwriters are credited and that’s a sure sign of script problems.
It is the story of a dinosaur named Aladar whose egg winds up under the care of a family of monkeys who raise and care for him. When a meteor shower strikes the Earth wiping out most of the vegetation, Aladar and the monkeys set off to find a new place to live. They meet a race of dinosaur who are on a journey to a secret breeding ground when fresh plants and water are in abundance. It will take many days of travel across the desert to get there and the presences of vicious carnivores will make the journey a hazardous one.
Leading the pack of dinosaurs is Kron, a strict leader. When Aladar arrives trying to help their cause, Kron finds his authority threatened and the success of the journey jeopardised. Things are further complicated when Aladar falls for Kron’s sister, Neera.
Walt Disney is usually responsible for creating such wonderful stories for their films which capture the heart of both kids and adults (ala Toy Story 2). Dinosaur is boring for the parents and boring for the kids who will be easily distracted.
Several of the dinosaurs look the same and given their obscure names, identifying one from the other is unnecessarily difficult. James Newton Howard provides the film score for Dinosaur that overrides many patches of dialogue further frustrating the viewing experience. Even more bizarre is the film’s length - 82 minutes, which includes both a lengthy opening sequence and closing credits. You only just get the kids settled and have the story develop before it’s all over.
The voice list includes D. B. Sweeney, Julianna Margulies, Joan Plowright, Ossie Davis, Max Casella and Alfre Woodard. Not big names by Hollywood standards but they do breathe a little life into these otherwise dull characters.
A high standard has been set with animation and it’s had a pretty good ride. Dinosaur will fail to meet the successes of previous animations and a sharper story will need to be considered before we see Disney’s next entry (which will probably be due around this time next year).
The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas
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- Written by Matthew Toomey
Directed by: | Briant Levant |
Written by: | Deborah Kaplan, Harry Elfont, Jim Cash, Jack Epps Jr |
Starring: | Mark Addy, Stephen Baldwin, Kristen Johnston, Jane Krakowski, Thomas Gibson, Joan Collins, Alan Cumming |
Released: | June 22, 2000 |
Grade: | B |
The Flintstones was a big hit of the 1994 film season taking in $130m and finishing as the number five film for the year. The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas isn’t up to standard of its predecessor but there are still plenty of laughs to keep the audience amused.
In this tradition of The Phantom Menace, this episode is a prequel to the original. We are introduced to Fred and Barney as a little green alien named Gazoo comes down from outer space. Remember him? Fred and Barney of course can only see Gazoo and his mission is to observe the human mating ritual.
This isn’t quite so easy for Gazoo because Fred and Barney are not married and have no girlfriends. That is until they come across two lovely ladies, Wilma and Betty, at the local fast food joint, the Bronto King. As the story progresses, we find Wilma’s family is quite wealthy and her family has plans on her marrying wealthy casino owner, Chip Rockefeller. Fred has other ideas...
Sure it’s not designed to be a critics' favourite and it does rehash jokes from the original but it’s still fun to go back into the fictional world of Bedrock. The set decoration from Jan Pascale is fantastic and it’s worth keeping your eyes pealed in every scene for tiny details that make the world seem all the more like the one from the TV series.
Mark Addy was a surprising choice as Fred but does a good job and his voice especially brings Fred to life. Stephen Baldwin and Kristen Johnston were perhaps miscast but Jane Krakowski was a good selection as Betty Rubble. It was also pleasant to see a funny supporting cast including Thomas Gibson, Joan Collins and especially Alan Cumming, who plays both Gazoo and rock star, Mick Jagged.
It’s kept simple and is a great selection for the kids these school holidays. It won’t have the same draw for adults but frankly, it’s a lot more entertaining then some other “comedy” films that have been released in recent months.