Reviews

Directed by: Michael Bay
Written by: Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Ken Nolan
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Hopkins, Laura Haddock, Isabela Moner, Stanley Tucci
Released: June 22, 2017
Grade: C-

Transformers: The Last Knight
I’m often hesitant when taking a friend to the movies.  They know I’m a critic and so there’s an expectation that I’ll be taking them to something good.  All of my fears were realised at the media preview of Transformers: The Last Knight.  As the closing credits started to roll after the outrageously long 149 minute running time, I turned to my good friend and simply said “I’m sorry.”  He knew exactly what I was apologising for.

Michael Bay has made some great action films.  Bad Boys and The Rock immediately to spring to mind.  Some of the films in this series haven’t been too bad either.  I’m a fan of the original Transformers and also the second sequel, Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  I say this so as not to sound too mean spirited.  I don’t have a grudge against Bay or these giant talking robots.  My qualms are limited to this film and just how bad it is.

It’s as if Bay and his three-man writing team suffer from extremely short attention spans.  There are an inordinate number of characters and they’re continually traversing across the globe.  You know that part of a movie where a new location is used and the director puts the place name in the bottom left corner of the screen to provide context?  They may as well have left it up permanently here given it changes so often.

To sum up the story – some stuff happens, some more stuff happens, and then it all comes to action packed close.  To provide a little more confusing detail… a group of not-so-nice Transformers are intent on sucking the nutrients out of the Earth’s surface and using it to regenerate their own planet.  To stop them, a human to get their hands on a magical spear thing which was once controlled by King Arthur’s Merlin (yes, that’s right) and has been kept hidden for centuries.

I couldn’t keep up with all the subplots.  Mark Wahlberg returns as Cade Yeager – a father who is a fan of the “friendly” Transformers and is keeping them hidden from those who want to kill them.  He’s being pursued by a military team headed by Josh Duhamel who aren’t well organised.  Over in England, Laura Haddock plays an Oxford professor who is caught up in the mayhem.

Let’s not forget Oscar-winner Anthony Hopkins who plays a kooky historian from a secret society that passes down knowledge about the Transformers.  He’s somewhat helped by John Turturro in what must be the most pointless performance of his career.  There are storylines involving the Transformers too but those are even less interesting.

Transformers: The Last Knight is a long, punishing struggle that offers very little in the way of entertainment.  I’d given up by the final hour.  I didn’t care what happened to these characters or how the narrative resolved itself.  I just wanted it to end so I could return to a world where everything isn’t in slow motion and where the image in front of me doesn’t change every quarter of a second.

 

Directed by: Brian Fee
Written by: Kiel Murray, Bob Peterson, Mike Rich
Starring: Owen Wilson, Cristela Alonzo, Chris Cooper, Armie Hammer, Bonnie Hunt, Larry the Cable Guy
Released: June 22, 2017
Grade: B+

Cars 3
By way of recap, the original Cars (released in 2006) was centred on a race car named Lightning McQueen (Wilson) as he tried to become the first rookie to win the lucrative Piston Cup Championship.  There were clear themes in the film related to friendship and the price of fame.  McQueen’s success made him somewhat arrogant but after a serious of valuable lessons, he was a more “down to earth” car by film’s end.

The 2011 sequel wasn’t as energising.  Writer-director John Lasseter tried to take the franchise in a different direction with an elaborate tale that saw McQueen and his friends travel to a locations around the world as part of a new World Grand Prix.  It was borrowing from the pages of James Bond in that it was framed as a spy thriller with thefts and kidnappings.  It wasn’t well received and remains one of the most poorly reviewed films to come from Pixar Animation Studios.

It’s nice to see the series returning to its roots with Cars 3.  It marks the directorial debut of Brian Fee who has spent more than decade working for Pixar as a storyboard artist.  The broad narrative also completes the character arc for Lightning McQueen.  In the first film, he was the naïve rookie trying to make a name for himself.  Now, he’s the wily veteran trying to get his name on the trophy one last time before retirement.

There’s a message here about how things change over time.  McQueen is a great racer but he’s struggling to complete against a new range of faster cars that are led by Jackson Storm (Hammer), a take-no-nonsense rival who is intent on winning every race.  A knowledgeable statistician gives Storm a 96% chance of winning the opening race of the season – such is his power and skill.

This is something that we see in all sports.  Veterans, who have put their entire live into their sport, find themselves being edged out of the game by a new generation.  It’s sad but it’s also inevitable.  This doesn’t sit too well with McQueen who is in need of another reality check.  He teams up with new coach Cruz Ramirez (Alonzo) to help give him the energy to match Jackson Storm but things don’t quite work out as he expected.

The story is a little sluggish in places.  The focus is a too much on McQueen and it’s a shame more isn’t made of the many supporting players.  That said, it comes together beautifully in the closing half-hour with a finale that will satisfy audiences while also offering a few surprising twists.  Hopefully the themes sink through.

From a technical perspective, Brain Fee and his huge team have done an outstanding job when it comes to the animation.  The race track scenes are thrilling to watch as see the cars weaving between each other while travelling at 200 mph.  There’s also a great attention to detail with close-ups of wheels spinning and sparks flying.  Kids may not appreciate these finer details but they should be engrossed by what they see on screen.

I get the sense this may be the last in the Cars franchise and if so, I’ve enjoyed the ride.

 

Directed by: Alex Kurtzman
Written by: David Koepp, Christopher McQuarrie, Dylan Kussman
Starring: Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, Russell Crowe
Released: June 8, 2017
Grade: B-

The Mummy
We’re accustomed to Tom Cruise playing the action hero who saves the world.  I’m referring to Mission: Impossible, Jack Reacher and Edge of Tomorrow.  His character here, Nick Morton, isn’t quite as nice.  He describes himself as a “liberator of precious antiquities”.  He goes into war torn countries and rescues and/or steals priceless artefacts to profit from in the western world.

Nick’s latest mission has taken him to the Middle East where he has uncovered a hidden tomb that is home to Ahmanet (Boutella), an Egyptian goddess who has been erased from the history books.  She once had her sights on a powerful throne but she lost her position as heir after her father had a son.  Suffice to say she didn’t react well.  She made a pact with the “darkness” and had her family killed.  Officials punished Ahmanet by burying her alive as a mummy.

After that quick history lesson, it’s time to get back to the current day.  Nick has reluctantly teamed up with a legitimate archaeologist, Jenny Halsey (Wallis), and they intend to take the mummy’s sarcophagus back to London for further study.  Tragically, their military plane crashes and while Jenny was able to escape via a parachute, Nick was killed on impact.

Don’t fret.  If you’re going to pay Tom Cruise millions of dollars, you’re not going to kill him inside the first 30 minutes of your film.  Nick wakes up in the morgue without a scratch on him.  His survival is some kind of weird magic that involves Ahmanet who has since escaped from her sarcophagus and has set her eyes on world domination.

It’s been described as reboot of The Mummy franchise but don’t go in thinking this is a remake of the 1999 original with Brendan Fraser.  With the exception of the title, there aren’t a lot of similarities.  This is part of a new “Dark Monsters” universe that is trying to compete with big action franchises already established by Marvel and DC Comics.  Characters getting their own films over the coming years include Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Van Helsing and Dracula.

There’s already an overlap here with Russell Crowe making an appearance as Henry Jekyll – a doctor who jokes about studying infectious diseases but is more interested in a world of “gods and monsters”.  He’s an interesting character whose motives are unclear.  Nick and Jenny must stop Amunet before it’s too late but they’re not sure if Jekyll wants to help or hinder.

Alex Kurtzman has made a name for himself as an action writer (The Legend of Zorro, Transformers, Star Trek) but this the first time he’s been given the director’s reins for a $125 million big screen blockbuster.  The style and spirit reminded me of the Nicolas Cage National Treasure franchise.  It’s trying to be a fun, light-hearted adventure where characters slowly put the puzzle pieces together to solve a mystery.  It’s not intended to be too heavy or too serious.       

Tom Cruise gets his fair share of worthy one-liners and impresses with a series of elaborate stunts.  He’s incredibly agile for someone who is 54 years of age.  The sound and visual effects artists have also earned their salaries by creating a creepy Mummy with a distinctive voice.  The screenplay isn’t as strong.  Nick and Jenny fall in love and while it’s expected, it’s still hard to buy into given the way they met and their very limited interaction before the “fireworks” commence.

Bride of Frankenstein is the next in the series which we’ll be seeing in February 2019.

You can read my interview with director Alex Kurtzman by clicking here.

 

Directed by: Lucia Aniello
Written by: Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs
Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Kate McKinnon, Jillian Bell, Ilana Glazer, Zoe Kravitz, Paul W. Downs
Released: June 15, 2017
Grade: B

Rough Night
A lot has been said and written about the popularity of Wonder Woman over the past two weeks.  It has reeled in roughly $435 million at the international box-office thus far and ticket sales are still strong.  It illustrates that films with female directors and a strong female cast can be successful critically and financially.

The next movie trying to break ceilings in Hollywood is Rough Night.  In the United States, the “R” rating has a slightly different meaning than here in Australia.  It signifies that a person under the age of 17 cannot buy a ticket unless accompanied by a parent or adult guardian.  Examples of great R-rated comedies include There’s Something About Mary, Superbad, Wedding Crashers and Bridesmaids.

The point of difference for Rough Night is that it’s an R-rated comedy directed by a woman.  It’s just the second time since 2000 that a release from a major Hollywood studio fits that description.  The other was Nancy Meyer’s It’s Complicated (released in 2009) which wasn’t particularly edgy or raunchy.  It was only slapped with an R-rating because of a scene where a character smokes pot.

Suffice to say Rough Night pushes the boundaries a lot further.  As the directorial debut of 34-year-old Luca Aniello, it follows 5 women who head to Miami for a bachelorette party.  Jess (Johansson) is the lucky lady being married and she’s joined by a group of friends she’s known since college – Alice (Bell), Frankie (Glazer) and Blair (Kravitz).  Also along for the ride is Pippa (McKinnon), an Aussie who is unknown to Jess’s other friends but has flown across the globe to attend this important event.

Whilst my thumbs are mostly up, I’ll freely admit that the premise here in stupid.  The women accidentally kill a stripper at their beachside holiday home after he falls off a chair and strikes his head on a marble mantelpiece.  What follows is a calamitous adventure where they try to conceal the death and dispose of the body.  In case you’re wondering why they don’t go to the police, a litany of reasons are offered including the fact they’ve been snorting cocaine all evening, Frankie has already been convinced of previous crimes and Jess is campaigning to become a state senator.

As this all goes on, we get a glimpse of what’s happening with Jess’s other half, Peter (Downs).  He was happily enjoying his own low-key buck’s party but is now worried about Jess getting cold feet after a miscommunication.  Edged on by his own friends, he’s driving across the country to get to Miami and win her affections back.  This side of the film is nowhere near as amusing.

Why this comedy works is because of the casting and the characters.  They’re at their best during the opening scenes as they reconnect after a lengthy period apart.  They’ve all got problems in their regular lives but they’re happy to put those aside and have a crazy, fun time.  Kate McKinnon steals the show with an impressive Australian accent and a warped sense of humour.  All of these leading ladies deserve praise though.  The one-liners are shared around and their comedic timing is pin-point during some of the film’s eyebrow-raising scenes.

The script runs out of puff in the final 20 minutes with a finale that is rushed, clichéd and predictable.  I was hoping they’d push for something with more of an “edge”.  Still, there’s plenty to enjoy in the lead up and a few laughs will be had.  Oh, and make sure you stay for all of the closing credits.

 

Directed by: Patty Jenkins
Written by: Allan Heinberg
Starring: Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Robin Wright, Danny Huston, David Thewlis, Elena Anaya, Ewen Bremner, Said Taghmaoui, Lucy Davis
Released: June 1, 2017
Grade: A-

Wonder Woman
Too many superhero movies are being produced today.  Some are still likeable but there’s a growing familiarity to their style and storylines.  The villains are up to the same old tricks and the heroes always find a way to defeat them whilst up against near-impossible odds.  When something doesn’t quite work out the box-office, the studio puts the franchise on ice and reboots it a few years later with a fresh cast.

All of that said, there are reasons to be excited about Wonder Woman.  For starters, this is the first time a live action film has been made about this famous comic book character.  You won’t be sitting through another Batman or Spider-Man origin tale that you’ve seen before.  Further, Patty Jenkins (Monster) is the first ever female to direct a movie within the Marvel or DC Comics universe.

It has been a long journey to get to this point.  One of Jenkins’ favourite movies growing up was Richard Donner’s Superman (the 1978 release with Christopher Reeve).  She directed short films about superheros and had been pitching her idea of a Wonder Woman movie since the early 2000s.

The stars never aligned though.  She made Monster, took time off to have a baby and couldn’t convince the studio about her vision.  Sexism also played a part.  Some still have a deluded view that only men like action movies and so only men should make them.  This is just the second time in history that a woman has solo-directed a live action film with a budget exceeding $100 million (Kathryn Bigelow was the first in 2002 with K-19: The Widowmaker).

This 141 minute introduction to Wonder Woman is framed as an origin story and plenty of background information is provided in the opening act.  Diana (her original name) was born and raised on a remote island that is home to a powerful group of female warriors known as Amazons.  They were created by the mighty god Zeus to help protect the planet should the sinister god Aries ever try to destroy mankind.  It’s a shame the island is kept hidden from the public because it’d be a great holiday destination with its stunning views, large waterfalls and crystal clear water.

Set during World War I, life on the island is disrupted when a British Air Force pilot crashes just off the coastline.  He is rescued by Diana and brought ashore.  It’s the first time in her life that she’s come face-to-face with a man.  The pilot, Captain Steve Trevor (Pine), speaks about the horrors of the “great war” and how he must return to London to pass on valuable intelligence information to his superiors.

Diana believes she has a part to play.  She senses that the war must be the result of Aries’ influence on the invading German soldiers and so she grabs her rope, sword and shield and joins Trevor in London.  Having never spent a single moment off her idyllic island, her naïve interactions with those in the “real world” provide an important injection of laughs.  It’d be the equivalent of me travelling back in time 500 years and trying to fit in – not an easy task.

There are other characters in the mix.  General Ludendroff (Huston) and Doctor Poison (Anaya) are the prominent villains as they develop chemical weapons to give Germany the upper hand.  The list of allies include Trevor’s take-no-nonsense secretary (Davis) and a small team of soldiers who join Trevor and Diana as they head to the front line and prepare for battle.

The film’s two major strengths come down to the two most important ingredients – cast and story.  32-year-old Israeli actress Gal Gadot (Fast & Furious) is incredibly convincing in the lead role and has created a distinctive superhero who is strong and intelligent.  Chris Pine (Star Trek) also impresses in a role that requires him to call on both his dramatic and comedic skills.  They’re a great pair.

Aside from the necessary finale, the movie doesn’t get bogged down with long-winded action sequences.  Rather, the focus is on telling an interesting story that blends Greek mythology with actual history.  It’s reminiscent of Marvel’s Captain America: The First Avenger which placed its heroes in a war-time setting.  The screenplay also includes insightful duologues between Diana and Trevor as they debate the link between war and man.

We’ll see Wonder Woman again on screen in November when she teams up with her fellow superheroes in Justice League.  For the time being, we can enjoy her terrific origin story.

 

Directed by: Jonathan Teplitzky
Written by: Alex von Tunzelmann
Starring: Brian Cox, Miranda Richardson, John Slattery, Ella Purnell, James Purfoy, Julian Wadham
Released: June 8, 2017
Grade: B-

Churchill
I’ve been keeping a running tab of all the cinema releases in 2017 that have been set around World War II.  It’s only June but on the list so far are Alone in Berlin, Land of Mine, Their Finest, The Innocents and The Zookeeper’s Wife.  It highlights our fascination with that particular war above all others.

The next film to be added to the list is Churchill – a British production from Australian director Jonathan Teplitzky (Gettin’ Square, The Railway Man).  You won’t see any battle scenes here.  Rather, the film is told from the perspective of British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (Cox) as he prepares for the Allies invasion of Normandy, France in June 1944.  It’s more commonly referred to as D-Day.

As the film begins, plans are well underway for Operation Overlord (the code name for the Normandy attack).  All the finer details had been agreed.  Both the British and American generals were ready to send thousands of troops into battle.  It’s worth noting that representing the American side was General Dwight D. Eisenhower (Slattery) – the man who would become the U.S. President less than a decade later.

It seemed only one thing was going to stop the operation – Winston Churchill.  With less than 3 days to go, he expressed his disapproval for the plans and was worried about the huge loss of life that the allies would suffer.  His views were not respected and this infuriated Churchill.  He wasn’t happy with the Americans coming in and telling him what to do.

The film spends much of its running time delving into Churchill’s psyche and explaining why he acted the way he did.  He was almost 70-years-old at the time and had been suffering from illness and depression.  The length of the war had taken its toll.  The body count was growing and public morale within his country was weakening.  His loyal wife (Richardson) worked tirelessly to boost her husband’s spirit while also acting as a valuable confidant.

The screenplay also suggests that Churchill’s opposition to the D-Day plans was heavily influenced by his experiences during World War I – where he served as First Lord of the Admiralty.  He resigned from his post that 1915 after being held responsible for the disastrous Gallipoli Campaign.  The fact that the Normandy attack involved similar amphibious landings made Churchill uneasy.

Teplitzky’s film offers a different insight into Churchill.  Screenwriter Alex von Tunzelmann is a British historian who had previously written articles for The Guardian on the historical accuracy of films such Bridge of Spies, Suffragette, The Danish Girl and Selma.  She now finds herself under the spotlight with other historians, academics and politicians describing this film as a character assassination.  Andrew Roberts, a journalist who has written extensively about Churchill, said “The only problem with the movie … is that it gets absolutely everything wrong.”

I can’t pass myself off as a Churchill expert and so it’s up to audiences to go into the film with an open mind and form their own views.  What I can say is that the movie isn’t as engaging as it could be.  Given its very narrow focus, there are scenes that feel repetitive as we continually watch Churchill argue with others and look deep within himself.  Perhaps the scope needed to be broader to hold my attention all the way through.

Actor Brian Cox (The Bourne Identity, Adaptation) has played several historical figures across his lengthy career including Joseph Stalin and J. Edgar Hoover.  He adds to his resume which his energising performance here in the lead role.  It’s a part that will rank highly on his resume.  It’s a shame the film as a whole isn’t as strong.

You can read my chat with star Brian Cox by clicking here.