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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 16 July 2014

There’s not much happening in the opening half-hour of Sex Tape.  It’s just a long winded explanation of why they decided to make the video in the first place.  Annie (Diaz) and Jay (Segel) were once a blissful couple who had sex at any opportunity in just about every location – the bedroom, the living room, the college grounds, a public library, and so on.

Then, they got married and had two kids.  They’re not filing for divorce any time soon… but you sense they’re a little frustrated by their dwindling sex life.  They just can’t find the time any more.  That is until one particular evening where they find a babysitter, have a few alcoholic beverages, and then retire to the bedroom.  Looking to spice things up a little, Jay gets out his brand new iPad and films the full three hour session.

The film’s second act is far more entertaining.  It’s a chance to actually have a laugh.  The video is accidentally uploaded to a series of iPads that Jay had given to his family and friends.  It gets worse though.  Annie’s new boss (Lowe) is also in possession of a synced iPad and given she’s about to become the spokesperson for a family-friendly toy company, it could very well be career threatening.

It sends both Jay and Annie, helped by two curious friends, on a goose chase across the city to track down all the iPads and delete the video before it’s too late.  Many of the jokes are overdone – highlighted by Jay’s encounter with a dog and later, the family’s introduction to the owner of a porn site – but there were a few surprising moments that left me chuckling out loud.

The film is only 94 minutes long but it still feels heavily padded.  The lengthy introduction and drawn out jokes are proof of that.  Perhaps it’s just a poorly written script.  Perhaps it’s just too hard to make a full length feature out of such a narrow premise.  When you compare it to the best of this year’s big-budget comedies, Bad Neighbours, you realise this isn’t up to scratch.

Things fall away again at the end with a strange conclusion that tries to ask deeper questions such as why people make sex tapes.  It doesn’t fit.  This needed to be a straight out comedy all the way.  There’s no need to take a soft moral high ground.  There’s no need to make me feel sorry for a bunch of characters I couldn’t care less about.

You get the sense the only reason this project got off the ground is because of the two leading actors – Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz.  Their popularity, couple with the catchy title, should be enough to get bums on seats when the film is released simultaneously in Australia and the United States this weekend.  There’s a little nudity to justify the MA rating but it’s not as raunchy as you might expect.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 06 July 2014

In the city of Mumbai, India, you’ll find a lunch delivery system that is both intricate and incredible.  The wife cooks the lunch in the morning, it is picked up by a guy known as a “dabbawala”, and it is transported directly to the desk of her husband at work.  Roughly 250,000 lunches are delivered each day via a mix of foot, road and rail.  Oh, and the term “dabbawala” is translated to “one who carries a box.”

It’s a cool concept that also makes for a very cool premise to a movie.  Saajan (Khan) is a widowed husband who is about to retire from the same government job that he’s held for 35 years.  He lives alone and generally keeps to himself.  He’s not looking to make new friends.  He’s not looking for a new romance.  Saajan does miss good food though.  Not much of cook, his evening meal is usually something he’s taken out of the packet and heated up in the microwave.

One day at work, Saajan is delivered a lunchbox.  It’s a mistake.  His lunches are supposed to come from a dodgy café that puts too much cauliflower in everything.  This one is different.  It’s a scrumptious, spicy curry (that’s just a touch salty) complete with ample amounts of naan bread.  He licks the bowls clean, repackages the lunchbox, and waits for it to be picked up by the dabbawalas and returned home.

It’s a scenario that is repeated the next day and the two people involved, finally start to catch on.  The person at the other end of the chain is Ila (Kaur) – a wife who seldom sees her workaholic, unresponsive husband.  She too realises her lunches are being misdelivered when her husband starts complaining (he’s getting the stuff from the café with too much cauliflower).  She writes a letter, slips it under the naan bread, and leaves it in her next lunch for the recipient to discover.

When I grew up, I remember having a pen pal.  I didn’t have a computer, the internet or a mobile phone.  The only way I could communicate with this person on the other side of the planet was to put pen to paper and craft a hand-written letter.  We often forget this is how we communicated for centuries.  It’s a nice touch to see The Lunchbox tapping into that fact.  Over the course of a few weeks, Saajan and Ila write letters back and forth (all of them concealed in the green lunchbox).  They each open up about their problems and they slowly get to know each other a little better. 

Written and directed by Ritesh Batra, this is a sweet, heartfelt romantic drama about two people looking to connect with someone new.  It’s hard not to feel for both characters thanks to the superb performances of both Irrfan Khan (The Namesake) and Nimrat Kaur (Peddlers).  The film also makes effective use of the location.  We are shown the sights and sounds of India – from the busy, chaotic streets to the quiet, regimented workplaces.  It’s just a shame we can’t smell the food!

The film drags a little in the later stages (where Ila’s husband is pushed into the background) but all in all, this is an enlightening, feel-good movie that will almost certainly win you over.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 13 July 2014

It’s a familiar blueprint when it comes to romantic dramas – boy gets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl.  In its defence, at least Words & Pictures is trying to elevate itself beyond that simple formula.  As the title suggests, it’s providing a rigorous debate about the value of words as opposed to pictures.  Which is more powerful?

The narrative is centred on two teachers in a public high school.  Jack Marcus (Owen) is a high-profile English teacher who has been there so long that he’s now part of the furniture.  Once a published author, he’s lost his motivation in recent years.  He struggles to fill his students with a passion for writing and a passion for great literature.  Jack’s battles with alcoholism (which he refers to as a “hobby”) only contribute to his problems and there are some who believe his teaching days are numbered.

Dina Delsanto (Binoche) is the school’s newest recruit – an accomplished artist who has accepted a role as an art teacher as somewhat of a “fall back” position.  She’d rather be displaying her work in galleries across the globe but she now suffers from the effects of rheumatoid arthritis and it has become extremely difficult for her to paint.  Never trained as a teacher, she is trying to work out how best to guide and inspire her very first class.

Jack and Dina clash in the staff room and it seems to provide them both with a much-needed spark.  What follows is a fun, engaging, term-long project where the students take a side and try to create a convincing argument.  A mere 1,300 words are contained in the Declaration of Independence and yet it was mighty enough to create a country.  On the flip side, a photo of an unknown man standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square showed the whole world that many were not happy with China’s political leadership.

As interesting as this discussion topic may seem, Words & Pictures can’t deliver as a movie.  The dialogue is really clunky at times.  When you see both Jack and Dina interacting with their students, you’d think you were watching a group of Harvard professors toss around ideas.  Everyone feels too intelligent and the situation doesn’t ring true.

The same can be said of the interaction between Clive Owen (Closer) and Juliette Binoche (The English Patient).  The pair had always wanted to worth together and you can sense that they’re enjoying their respective roles, but the scenarios crafted by screenwriter Gerald Di Pego (Phenomenon, Message In A Bottle) are too phoney, too manufactured.  This is evident right from the start during a silly game where the two characters try to outsmart each other with five-syllable words.

Directed by 74-year-old Australian Fred Schepisi (Six Degrees Of Separation, Last Orders), Words & Pictures aims high but falls into too many of the clichés that we’ve grown to expect from this genre.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 02 July 2014

Father James (Gleeson) opens the confessional window.  On the other side is an unknown man who reveals that he was repeatedly molested by a priest, when he was just 7 years old.  Father James asks what he can do to help but the man isn’t interested in suggestions.  While the priest involved has since passed away, this man is looking to send a very strong message to the Catholic Church.  He reveals that he intends to kill Father James in one week’s time.  He’s only providing advance notice so that Father James can get his affairs in order.

It’s an explosive opening scene.  This all takes place before the opening titles have had their chance to impress.  If that was all I told you though, you may expect this to be some kind of “whodunit” thriller.  Trust me, it’s not.  Father James isn’t trying to track down the identity of the soon-to-be assassin.  While it’s not revealed to the audience, he knows exactly who it is.

So what is this film about then?  In essence, we follow Father James as he interacts with an assortment of folk in his small Irish town.  It’s a rather odd place.  Everyone acts like they’re hiding something.  They also seem intent on putting Father James to the test.  They bombard him with questions about God and hope that he’ll slip up and say the wrong thing.  He’s too good for that though.  He’s a sharp, experienced individual who knows when to answer… and when to not.

Over the course of the week, he tries to make peace with his middle-aged daughter (Reilly), who he knows he hasn’t spent enough time with.  He administers the last rights to a French man on the verge of death after a terrible car accident.  He talks to an unrepentant prisoner serving a life sentence for a series of murders.  He investigates a domestic disturbance that has left one of his parishioners with a black eye.

This may sound a contradiction but Calvary is a wonderfully uncomfortable film.  Despite the heavy subject matter, there are clearly moments where writer-director John Michael McDonough is looking for laughs.  This is a black comedy with heavy emphasis on the word “black”.  There some moments during my preview screening that were greeted with a mix of stunned silence and shocked laughter.

McDonough was response for one of my top 10 films of 2011 – The Guard.  It too starred Brendan Gleeson and was the comedic tale of a disenchanted Irish police officer forced to team up with an American FBI agent to solve a murder.  This isn’t quite on the same level but it’s still a very good thought provoker.  You’ll have to work hard to get inside the head of each character.  I’m keen to see it again.

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Written by Matthew Toomey

Created: 09 July 2014

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes picks up ten “winters” after the 2011 reboot.  Human society has collapsed.  A man-made virus wiped out half the planet and for the remainder, it’s summed up best by a television interviewee – “those not killed by the virus will be killed by the fighting.”  Governments have been shut down and martial law has been declared in 28 countries.

As for the super-intelligent apes, they’ve fared much better.  They’ve forged their own civilisation in a secluded forest just outside of San Francisco.  They can hunt, ride horses, make weapons and build shelter.  They have even come up with a simple set of laws by which they can live.  First and foremost, apes cannot kill other apes.

While they’d prefer to steer clear, the apes soon find themselves thrust back into the human world.  A small pocket of survivors, who were genetically immune to the virus, have made a new home for themselves amongst the overgrown ruins of San Francisco.

In search of an energy source, the humans are looking to restart an electricity-generating dam which just so happens to be close to the apes’ home.  We get to see things from both perspectives.  The leader of the apes, Caesar (Serkis), wants to trust the humans and allow them to operate the dam… but some of his offsiders believe that they’re up to no good.  The humans also have division within the ranks.  Some want to negotiate… but others want to use their military strength to obliterate the apes before they become too strong.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the original reboot but Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes reeled me in quickly and held me right through to the action finale.  I was surprised at how political it was (don’t let that be a turn off).  It’s not a simple ape versus human storyline.  On both sides, there’s intense debate about the best course of action and the answers aren’t always that clear.

You’d be hard pressed to find another film so far in 2014 that asks more of the special effects artists.  The visuals were created by Weta Digital (the same company behind The Lord Of The Rings movies) and the apes could not look more real, more realistic.  When you look closely at the wet fur and their bloody scratches, you’ll see the ridiculous attention to detail.  The background images also deserve attention.  The ruined streets and buildings of San Francisco are both eerie and beautiful.

The focus of this film is on the apes (that’s obvious right from the start) but I still a little disappointed with the way the humans disappeared from the story in the final half hour.  It doesn’t make a lot of sense and it’s my only qualm in what is one of the year’s strongest, most thought-provoking action releases.  Director Matt Reeves (Cloverfield) deserves a big wrap.