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Immortals (out now) is a half-decent action film based on Greek mythology. Put simply, it's about a good guy (because he is always shirtless and has great abs) who battles a bad guy (because he doesn't wash his hair and has an ugly beard). The action is good but the story needed a little more. I'd also question why some of the special effects (e.g. fake blood) were so cartoonish. Grade: B-.