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John Carter (out now) is not the adventure I'd hope it would be. I warmed to star Taylor Kitsch (who sounds a lot like Clint Eastwood) but the story was confusing. It is set on Mars and no one seems to like each other... but I'm not sure what they were all fighting about. Grade: C+.