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Not Suitable For Children (out Jul 12) is an Australian film about a guy (Ryan Kwanten) who desperately wants to father a child when he learns he has testicular cancer and will have his ball removed in a few weeks. I’m sure people will see this because of Kwanten but Sarah Snook steals the film as his flatmate. A shame that so much of this film is hard to believe. Grade: B-.