Mini Review - San Andreas

San Andreas (out May 28) follows a super-nice-awesome-guy (Dwayne Johnson) who rescues his wife and daughter after an earthquake strikes California. The situations he extracts himself from are so cartoonish and far-fetched that they’re impossible to take seriously. There’s zero tension here. You’ll just spend two hours admiring the work of the sound technicians and visual effects artists. Grade: C+.