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Mademoiselle Chambon (out now) is a French drama about a married man who falls in love with a teacher at his son's school. I felt a tinge of emotion at the end but the lead-up was a snooze-fest. I just can't get excited watching people (1) wash their father's feet, (2) reading a book, and (3) fixing a window. Grade: C+.