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The Loved Ones (out now) is an Aussie horror film about a high school girl, who with the help of her father, kidnaps the boy of her dreams. This movie is poorly executed. There are a few squeamish moments but it's ultimately a 30 minute idea dragged out into 84 minutes. The subplots give new meaning to the word "unnecessary". Grade: C+.