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The Tourist (out now) made me want to go back to Venice. That's about the only positive. It's about an American tourist (Depp) who goes on holidays, meets a girl (Jolie) and then finds himself on the run from both gangsters and the police. There are some really big holes in this story. Overheard a patron say to their friend - "Don't blame me. You wanted to see it too." Says it all. Grade: C+.