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The Rite (out Mar 10) is a snooze-fest about a doubting priest who heads off to "exorcism school" in Rome. Lo and behold, he sees crazy stuff and becomes a believer. We've seen this story too many times before. This offers nothing new. The characters are boring, the subplots go nowhere and there are no scary moments. Grade: C.