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Your Highness (out May 12) is a film set in ancient times with modern-day profanity and futuristic technology. There's also an alien paedophile. The film gets it laughs from being as vulgar as possible. That's about all there is to it. I laughed a few times but it gets tiring quickly and the thin premise doesn't help. Grade: C+.