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Are We Officially Dating? (out Feb 13) is a pathetic romantic comedy about three unlikeable guys who make a pact to NOT get in a relationship and instead, develop a roster of women who they can regularly sleep with. The film is cliché after cliché until it reaches its predictable conclusion. Grade: C.