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Vampire Academy (out Mar 6) has good vampires, bad vampires and some kind of college thingy. The opening is ridiculously rushed. It's as if the editor was given 3 hours of footage and asked to cut 50% from each individual scene. The film starts to hit its stride in the second half but the distance is too far to make up. Grade: C+.