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How to Please a Woman (out May 19) is an odd Australian comedy about an unemployed woman who gets together a group of men to start a business which is part cleaning, part prostitution. Nothing about the storyline makes sense and it lacks eroticism and edginess (only rated M). Best part is when troubled characters open up but these scenes are few and far between. Grade: C+.