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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (out now) is a flat, tiring experience.  It just goes on forever.  The characters are dull and about all I can remember is watching 20,000 explosions, 500 helicopter fly-overs and 80 slow motion running sequences.  Did they even write a script?  Grade: C+.