Welcome to the Film Pie! Brisbane based film critic Matt Toomey has reviewed thousands of movies since 1996. See what's out now, or browse the review archive.

Mini Reviews

Grimsby (out Mar 10) is the latest from Sacha Baron Cohen. He shocks with references to paedophiles, rapists and sex offenders. He repulses with references to excrement and other bodily fluids. The jokes are distasteful and the story is weak but many will find it hard to maintain a straight face. There are laughs on offer here. Grade: B-.

The Lady In The Van (out Mar 3) is a curious true story about a mysterious old woman and a writer looking for inspiration. The trailer suggests its largely comedic but there's a more serious undertone that will move audiences. Grade: B+.

Triple 9 (out Mar 3) is a complex story with simplistic characters. The two don’t go together. The wife of an imprisoned mobster enlists a group of criminals to help obtain evidence that could clear his name. The film is sketchy when it comes to their backgrounds and motivations. It's lacking in tension when it needs it most. Grade: C+.

The Finest Hours (out Feb 25) is set in 1952 and recounts the true tale of a large oil tanker that struck trouble in a severe storm off the coast of Massachusetts. This may be a powerful true story but for some odd reason, the three-man screenwriting team have packed it with distracting, unnecessary clichés. It’s oversimplified and lacking in tension. Grade: C+.

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies (out Feb 25) sounds fun on paper but this spoof has only has a few jokes that hit the mark. Knowledge of Jane Austen's classic novel will help you get some of the more obscure references. Grade: C+.

Son Of Saul (out Feb 25) looks at the Holocaust through the eyes of a Hungarian prisoner working at Auschwitz. With its distinctive cinematography and unorthodox narrative, it is a World War II film that will leave an impression. Grade: B+.

Noma: My Perfect Storm (out Feb 25) is a documentary about a chef who started from small beginnings and created a world renowned restaurant in Copenhagen. It's very repetitive and it struggles to make the most of its subjects and their backstories. Grade: C+.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (out Feb 25) depicts a true story (a departure from director Michael Day). The year is 2012, the setting is Libya, and the heroes are private military contractors from the United States. It's hard to knock the film's spirit and intent but it's very light when it comes to the "bigger picture" of the war itself. Grade: B-.

Gods Of Egypt (out Feb 25) is a ridiculous, over-the-top fantasy that doesn't make a lot of sense. Characters have super powers when convenient. This may have worked better as a comedy but instead, it's trying to be a deeper, spiritual drama (with a chunk of romance thrown in). Brenton Thwaites the pick of the cast. Grade: C+.

Hail, Caesar! (out Feb 25) is a goofy crime caper set against the backdrop of 1950s Hollywood. There are more than enough laughs but the premise lacks the entertaining complexity that I fondly remember from other Coen Brothers movies. Some cast members don't even require a wardrobe change (their roles are tiny) but Josh Brolin is terrific in the lead. Grade: B.

Concussion (out Feb 18) is based on actual events and sees Will Smith star as a doctor trying to create awareness about the long-term brain injuries suffered by gridiron players. Parts of the film are quite clunky but it's still an important story that needs to be told. Grade: B.