Welcome to the Film Pie! Brisbane based film critic Matt Toomey has reviewed thousands of movies since 1996. See what's out now, or browse the review archive.

Mini Reviews

Pompeii (out now) is the story of a child who became an orphan who became a slave who became a gladiator who became a hero. There are parts in this film that aren't too bad (dialogue excluded) but the action finale, which looks like it was made entirely on a computer, doesn't generate the excitement it should. Grade: B-.

Wadjda (out Mar 20) is the first film to have been entirely made in Saudi Arabia and explores the country's oppression of women through the eyes of an 11-year-old girl looking to buy her first bike. It's an important movie that will also be an eye-opener for many. Grade: A-.

Cuban Fury (out Mar 20) stars Nick Frost as a middle-aged guy who is trying to rediscover his love for salsa dancing. His motives are to impress a girl (Rashida Jones) but he'll be hindered by a nasty, sleazy, disgusting co-worker (Chris O'Dowd). There's only so much humour you can extract from his limited scenario... but it's still an entertaining crowd pleaser. Grade: B.

Rise Of The Eco-Warriors (out Mar 13) is a documentary that follows a young group of people who travel to Borneo to help locals protect their forests and wildlife. It's an eye-opener but it does feel a little self-serving. Too much time is spent patting these eco-warriors on the back and as opposed to getting to know the locals and getting to the heart of the problem. Grade: B-.

Need For Speed (out Mar 13) is about a group of street racers who love to endanger the lives of others. The cinematography & stunts are terrific but the screenwriters have framed this as a “good versus bad” story when it should have been a “bad versus bad story”. It doesn't work. We're left with a film that has no moral compass. Grade: C.

Monuments Men (out Mar 13) is based on the true story of a group of soldiers who helped recover stolen art from the Germans near the end of World War II. It's an interesting tale... but it's not told particularly well. There are too many characters, too many subplots. The film's tone also feels overly light. Great cast though. Grade: B-.

300: Rise Of An Empire (out Mar 6) is hard to get excited about. After a messy opening half hour (where the story is introduced), it becomes a standard action film complete with obvious special effects, tiring slow-mo camerawork, and several kilolitres of fake blood. Grade: C+.

Vampire Academy (out Mar 6) has good vampires, bad vampires and some kind of college thingy. The opening is ridiculously rushed. It's as if the editor was given 3 hours of footage and asked to cut 50% from each individual scene. The film starts to hit its stride in the second half but the distance is too far to make up. Grade: C+.

Tracks (out Mar 6) is the interesting true story of Australian Robyn Davidson and her 1977 trek from Alice Springs to the west coast of Australia. It’s a touch sluggish and it’s not easy getting inside Robyn’s head but there are some key sequences (such as her interaction with an Indigenous elder) that will connect with audiences. Grade: B+.

The Wind Rises (out now) looks like being the last animated feature of acclaimed director Hayao Miyazaki and centres on an aerospace engineering designing fighter planes for the Japanese prior to World War II. I was a little disappointed by this. The animation is delightful but the story is repetitive and the characters lack charm. Grade: B-.

3 Days To Kill (out now) is a sloppy thriller about a professional hit man trying to do one last job in Paris while spending quality time with his teenage daughter. When it tries to be a comedy, there aren't many laughs. When it tries to be a drama, it doesn't make a lot of sense. Grade: C.