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Mini Reviews

Mini Review - The Final Destination

The Final Destination (out Oct 15) is one of the most gruesome films ever made. Forget about plot - this is all about shock value - trying to show people getting killed in the sickest way imaginable. The fact that it is NOT rated R is an absolute disgrace. How could 15 year olds be allowed to see this? Grade: C+.

Mini Review - Astro Boy

Astro Boy (out Oct 15) was my favourite cartoon as a kid and he's still my favourite superhero. I was looking forward to this new movie but it's more marketed at kids than adults. It's not too bad once you get past the long intro but yeah, not what I was hoping for. Grade: B-.

Mini Review - Whatever Works

Whatever Works (out Oct 15) is the new Woody Allen movie and it's best described as Woody-lite. Not a lot to the storyline but it's still got his intelligent jokes and his insightful perspectives on life. It's about a cynical old guy (Larry David) who lets a young twenty-something (Evan Rachel Wood) move into his home. They're two polar opposites but they both rub off on the other. Grade: B+.

Mini Review - Couples Retreat

Couples Retreat (out Oct 8) is a "comedy" about two shmucks who con six selfish, narcistic friends into going on a week-long therapy session disguised as a holiday. The world is an interesting place. There are so many different types of people. There are those who enjoy movies like this. And there are people like me. Grade: C.

Mini Review - Whip It

Whip It (out now) caught me off guard. It's a terrific film about a 17-year-old girl (Ellen Page from Juno) who is looking to express herself... and finds a way on the roller derby rink. The cast had fun making it and I had fun watching it. Who'd have thought Drew Barrymore could direct a movie? Grade: A.

Mini Review - Julie & Julia

Julie & Julia (out Oct 8) tells two stories concurrently. The first is of Julia Child attempting to write a French cookbook. The second is of Julie Powell trying to cook up 524 recipes in 365 days. I like the idea of telling these two related stories together but felt the film was a fact-telling exercise in many places - lacking in emotion and character development. Grade: B-.

Mini Review - Mao's Last Dancer

Mao's Last Dancer (out now) brings to the screen the true story of Li Cunxin - a talented Chinese dancer who defected from his home country and started a new life in the United States. I liked the way it ended but there's not enough tension or excitement in the lead up. Ho hum. Grade: B-.

Mini Review - G-Force

G-Force (out now) is just dumb. Grade: C.

Mini Review - Moon

Moon (out Oct 8) is peculiar film about a man (Sam Rockwell) who has spent three years living alone on a space station and is preparing to return home.  The isolation has left him a little messed up but there's more to this story than meets the eye.  I think it's a bold movie which will develop a cult-like following but I admit to finding it predictable.  Grade: B.

Mini Review - Che

Che (out Oct 1) tells the story of Che Guevara and his successful revolution in Cuba in the 1950s and his unsuccessful revolution in Bolivia in the 1960s. It is being released in two parts so make sure you've got 4 hours free if you want to watch them both. Benecio Del Toro is terrific but I think the film gets bogged down with minor details. Grade: B+.

Mini Review - Seraphine

Seraphine (out now) opened my eyes to the life of French painter Seraphine de Senlis. She's an interesting character and it's a great performance from Yolande Moreau. Sadly, the film is too long and a little repetitive in places. Grade: B-.
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