Welcome to the Film Pie! Brisbane based film critic Matt Toomey has reviewed thousands of movies since 1996. See what's out now, or browse the review archive.

Mini Reviews

Mini Review - Van Diemen's Land

Van Diemen's Land (out now) is an unmarketable film set in the early 19th Century about a group of eight convicts who flee from the authorities and hide in the Australian wilderness. What happens when they run out of food? The cinematography was nice but didn't think too much about the story. Grade: B-.

Mini Review - Shorts

Shorts (out now) is a cool kids film about a magic rock which can grant wishes. It's from Robert Rodriguez, director of the Spy Kids trilogy. If I was a young'un, I'd lap this up. Grade: B+.

Mini Review - Fame

Fame (out now) did not make me want to live forever. It did not make me want to learn how to fly... high! Zero character development. Grade: C.

Mini Review - Surrogates

Surrogates (out now) is set in a futuristic world where people lock themselves up in their homes and use "surrogate" robots to live their lives for them.  Things go awry when someone invents a weapon that can kill both the surrogate and the owner in one hit.  This Bruce Willis thriller tries to be tricky but the ending was flat.  Grade: B-.

Mini Review - $9.99

$9.99 (out now) is an awful title for a movie. Can't see it having huge box-office appeal. It's a stop-motion animated flick about a group of people living in a Sydney apartment who are trying to find meaning in their lives. I didn't find it very insightful and the style of the movie (including the ugly looking clay characters) didn't win me over either. Grade: C+.

Mini Review - Valentino: The Last Emperor

Valentino: The Last Emperor (out now) is a touching documentary about the iconic fashion designer and the lead up to his 45th anniversary show. You'll chuckle at his prima-donna antics but I loved him for his passion, his desire to create art in an increasingly commercial world. One of the best docos of the year. Grade: A-.

Mini Review - Looking For Eric

Looking For Eric (out Sep 24) is from acclaimed English director Ken Loach and is the story postman who is guided by legendary soccer player Eric Cantona in an effort to get his life back on the rails.  It's a crowd pleaser which I found a little odd at times.  Not sure how I feel about it.  Grade: B.

Mini Review - Anvil: The Story Of Anvil

Anvil: The Story Of Anvil (out now) is a doco about a band who were on the verge of greatness in the early 1980s but faded away into obscurity. It's not as good as my all time favourite music documentary (DiG!) but it covers interesting territory. Grade: B+.

Mini Review - Sorority Row

Sorority Row (out now) makes me wish I had the time, money and energy to write a screenplay. I know I could make a more original horror film than this. Grade: C.

Mini Review - Imagine That

Imagine That (out Sep 17) is a family comedy about a stock market guru (Eddie Murphy) who is obsessed with his job and his neglecting his young daughter. That is until... he realises his daughter has a magic blanket which provides insightful stock tips. It's poorly written. Younger audiences will probably look past the film's overall stupidity but I couldn't do the same. Grade: C+.

Mini Review - 500 Days Of Summer

500 Days Of Summer (out Sep 17) is an excellent romantic comedy which flips the genre on its head. The boy (Joseph Gordon Levitt) is the emotional character who believes in love at first sight. The girl (Zooey Deschanel) is the care-free character with a fear of commitment. Told creatively through flashbacks, this is the best film I've seen in a few months. Love the soundtrack too. Grade: A.
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